Do u have boyfriend? Well, when u would like a MANfriend, offer me personally a call.
Hey child, have you been a tsunami? Result in can rock my watercraft all evening very long.
Wow i need to be good at darts because I hit a bullseye with your
Damn woman, your going to result in the rocket in my own jeans blast down!
Perhaps you have slid down a train, She states “no” can you prefer to slide down mine.
Woman, your therefore hot, i want oven mitts!
Hi, I am Doug. Backwards, it is god with a small amount of U|bit that is little of} covered around it.
We’re both fine specimans lets say we get make some more
Can you move from the club? your making all of the ice melt
Do an extendo is had by you ladder? considering that the very first wall surface you place between us was to high for my regular ladder.
Hey Baby. My underwear is completly extended. Do you know what this means.
Drop a packet of sugar beside the woman after. Pick it and say “I’m sorry, but you are thought by me dropped your nametag!”
Wanna try and Australian kiss? (what is that?) It’s such as for instance a French kiss. only down under!
Hey you free for lunch, because i’ve a personal cook whom makes a mean break fast during sex. The thing is where i want utilizing this? ( increases results if you do have chef that is private
Will you be a drummer, since you appear to understand the beat of my heart.
Hey, you owe me personally . We dropped mine whenever you moved last.
Are you currently a boxer?? (No) Well how about you access it your knees and provide me personally two blows into the mind?
Did you ever realize screw rhymes beside me ?
Are you currently an alien result in have actually simply abducted my heart
We’d purchase you but we’d be jealous associated with the straw
Did you clean your clothing in windex? Cause I could see myself in your pants
Pardon me, do a quarter is had by you? (No,why?) Well cause we told my gf we’d phone her once I discovered somebody better
Lets play circus, very first rest on my face i’ll guess ur fat ‘ll consume the real difference
Do a cellphone is had by you in your straight straight straight back pocket(why?) Cause yo booty been callin me alllll dayyyy
toss a packet of sugar and state. excuse me miss you dropped your nametag
Excuse me you are thought by me droped one thing (whenever she asks exactly what?) “My Jaw”
Since beauty is skin that is only, your system does not have any insides.
They state oranges do not fall far from the tree, making sure that must suggest your mom’s hot too
Woman do you’ve got cause you yes look hot !
we believe I saw a photo of you when, we saw it when you look at the dictionary, it had been right next towards the expressed word”KABLAAM”
Can you like punani .. because we would really like 2 eat amount!
Hey, i recently got my space soundproofed. Do you want to out go test it?
Are you currently a lightswitch? Why? Cause turn me personally on
I prefer my coffee exactly like I love my ladies with (extra sugar, , etc)
You want to play pool I’ll shoot my balls in your holes
Hey child, will be your title Daisy? Becuase i have the desire to grow you the following.
It may possibly be a needle, nonetheless it works such as a machine that is sewing
Are you a ticket that is speeding? Cause you’ve got fine written all over your
Had been earthquake, or did i simply rock your globe?
Is the fact that top (those pants) angry of camel epidermis?(no, why?) cuz i noticed the humps
Tickle a feather to your pussy? (Exactly What?) we stated, “Particularily good climate.”
Will there be a magnet in here cuz baby we’m interested in You.
We saw over the available app raya room, fainted, and hit my mind. Thus I ‘m going to require your number and name for reasons
Hey do you wish to play Pearl Harbor. if yea. it really is where we sit as well as you blow the hell away from me